Friday, June 28, 2013

Death Row


Warden: Your last meal, as requested one peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Warden: You're a monster for what you did to all those people. A cruel remorseless monster.

Warden: I'm going to enjoy pulling the level that ends your miserable life.

Prisoner: Doubt it.

Warden: Huh?

Prisoner: Peanut allergy bitches!

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